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Duking it Out with Iran by Jason Roth

There are still Republicans who seem to think there are underground student groups in Iran with the ability to overturn their government. Who exactly are these superheroes and how can I meet one? Is there some kind of Hall of Justice, or are they more like X-Men, like underground guardians, biding their time until when they're truly needed? I'm waiting for Wolverine versus Ahmadinejad. And I don't even read comic books.

Please, please, tell me that isn't the reason Bush is holding back with his football. Seriously, I have no idea what motivates our government to so tip-toe around war. Like if we just do it a little at a time then it won't be so bad.

In and of itself war is a nasty thing, you kill people, but you do it because otherwise they'd kill you. Maybe Americans can't say they're at war because they can't say what is worth war.